Me and my GTX

[Chris H]

your lucky this isn't RSC btw, I wouldn;t hold back :lol:

You'll get the carb/brake cleaner at any facotrs or if needs must halfords

 

[rjayne46]

I used to be on there too, still am from time to time - think I was bexster on there lol.

Does this place bring out the best in you then

 

[Chris H]

depends on what you define as 'the best' of me.

They just leave themselves open, I'm actually helping people by doign what I do. I mean your whoel toothbrush comment, I probably have at least 50 witty retorts for that.

 

[rjayne46]

don't dissapoint, I'm thick skinned so attack at will

Plugs etc changed but car now running fine when choke out but wont tickover when you take it off.

 

[Chris H]

righty if you can take the airfilter housing off so you can see the carb, get it running hold the revs if need be then smother it with a rag, it will stall, don't lift the rag off until it stalls.

Why do this you ask? Well this will create a high vacuum in the passages inside the carb as the venturis are blocked, this can disslodge any crap thats in there.

 

[Chris H]

also I'm to nice to attack and I'm playing with Elizabeth and I can't smack talk when I'm playing with my wee girl.

 

[rjayne46]

roll on my mechanic course hey, you lot will be fed up with me soon. Still at least you'll get a pint or 5 when I get to a meet

 

[rjayne46]

also I'm to nice to attack and I'm playing with Elizabeth and I can't smack talk when I'm playing with my wee girl.

pah, men you just can't multi-task!

I'm covering Reception, producing financial management reports, painting my nails AND doing my pelvic floor exercises all at once :lol:

 

[Chris H]

I can I just don't want to. Her wee cheeky face has indeed tamed me but only when shes about.

Funnily enough abotu the pelvic floor excercises, guys have a similar thing and I was doing em a wee while ago, means I can fire off like a bertha gun when I pop.

 

[rjayne46]

bless, I'm yet to be tamed by a littleun but Im getting on so I'd best hurry up

Do you pull a face when you "do your thing"? They say that you can just sit and do PF exercises and "no one will ever know" but that's a load of arse cos you can't help but pull a face lol

 

[Chris H]

Well I'm 25 and a half lol and Elizabeth is my first shes now 18 days old and indeed awesome.

Why what face do you pull?

no I don't pull faces. Don't pull faces or make stupid noises when I pop either.

I have never understood why a guy would pull a face like hes constipated or moan like, well again like hes badly constipated in the throws of decent lovin.

Besides funnier to watch the women when they go, the red face, the pillow pulled over the face and the muffled scream or the bit lip and so on.

yes I'm damn good btw.

This is going off topic nicely.

 

[The T.I.B.]

Bex meet Chris H our very own Agony Aunt :lol:

 

[rjayne46]

Dear Uncle Chris

My car hates me, what do i do

Warm Wishes
Bex


ps, the face I pull is chiefly eyebrows raising on each "clench"

 

[jay]

Dear Uncle Chris

My car hates me, what do i do

Warm Wishes
Bex


ps, the face I pull is chiefly eyebrows raising on each "clench"

put it in a field and torch it

 

[rjayne46]

don't tempt me! I use it on a provisional licence when I can't have any fun in it and it's fine, the first chance I get to scoot off on my own and it turns into a:wanker:

Im not lovin it much at the mo!

 

[Chris H]

Dear Uncle Chris

My car hates me, what do i do

Warm Wishes
Bex


ps, the face I pull is chiefly eyebrows raising on each "clench"

ride out the storm, its worth it, its quite quick for its age etc.

Any pics of said faces?

 

[bbracer16valver]

Reuben the Reno nice :lol:

get some carb cleaner (£5 at most from hellfrauds factors ect) remove the airbox and spray that shit in there loads of it get someone inside holding the revs at 3k or more then take him for a good blast down a daul carriage way (i dono if thats the best way mind) but as your a girl its the easiest (its never done me no harm)

 

[jay]

don't tempt me! I use it on a provisional licence when I can't have any fun in it and it's fine, the first chance I get to scoot off on my own and it turns into a:wanker:

Im not lovin it much at the mo!

typical bloke lol

 

[JR]

Just need tips for improving fuel efficiency now or it will have to be sold and I'll be after a 1litre metro [/QUOTE]

i do this:

Coast in neutral where possible (not considered safe driving by some)

Change up asap, I can cruise at 30mpph in 5th on a flat no probs

turn off the engine if you'll be static for over 40 secs (like a level crossing)

Keep extra drainage devices to a minimum (heater, stereo lights etc.) as the extra drain does burn fuel.

Hope this prooves useful...

 

[The T.I.B.]

Coast in neutral where possible (not considered safe driving by some)

You'd use less fuel coasting in gear as no fuel will be injected, rather than neutral where fuel will be injected to keep the engine ticking over

I think :?