Think you've got the win there buddy.
Anyway - a bit of Pikey modding to the front bumper.

I've just roughly cut out the slots where the number plate used to be - I'm currently looking for some form of grill / mesh that will look great there, this will do for the time being, and the top part is the remainder of a rear bumper with the rears of the slats cut out. Currently fixed in place with Siko-flex. Ideally I wild like to get a fooked bumper for next to nowt and graft that into place above the original. Anyone know of any, let me know. Hopefully the rest of the pipework will turn up tomorrow and I should be able to get it all together by the weekend.
Thinking of doing a splitter on the bottom - any suggestions on materials?