Tim (TRW1) I firmly believe we both deserve some kind of reward to reflect the patience/tenacity we've had to demonstrate
I suspect, like me, when you hear the "be ready in 4 weeks" statement you actually think "ok that's another year to wait then". I bet there's always a good reason why x timescale has not been achieved:
1) x supplier did not provide part y in the time they said
2) Customer x is a racer and really, really needed a new tinted logo on their windscreen
3) The doo dah that controls the finkle mister needs a new bit which will be here tomorrow
4) I phoned Renault but they didn't even know they'd sold a v6 so I can't find x part without buying it from a nomadic tribe of Patagonian natives who only walk into town once every 3rd Wednesday during the warm season
5) Well if you'd turned up tomorrow it would have been all done but the other guy helping out has a cat which he brought from a bloke who's mother has just been to a wedding of her 3rd cousin so you can understand I've been a bit busy today
6) Thing is Maclaren called, turns out Gordon has to go back to, well I shouldn't tell you this but he's not exactly "native", Saturn - the good news is he should bring back some Jovian fairy dust which we'll coat your new liners with and will give you at least +50bhp, increase MPG by 100% and result in only flowers flowing from your exhaust
Sound far fetched - I've head some of these
