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plagued by the ice cream van

JR

Old enough to know better
every day the ice cream van drives down my road and blares out some shit jingle (greensleeves on a xylaphone or something like that) it is so loud i have come to fear every visit.

It's a crappy 60s/70s built cul-de-sac full of rental conversion terraces full of students for the local uni, so there are NO kids that rush out to buy his wares and yet he still comes.

I thought about complaining to someone but what's the point, so thanks for listening.

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there's something similar on the bay, a friend just got one, a mic with a speaker under the bonnet, also 5 different sirens & 5 amazing animal noises, cow, horse, dog, cat, rooster, it really is something else, we were blaring the cow whilst on a cone clipping spree yesterday
 
i've just noticed the resiculous size of the antenna on the 19!! That is getting changed asap
 
nah mate standard all the way, mine came with a tiny one needless to say within seconds it was back to the original, days later it and its base were snapped off by some dicks
 
funny but where the van is parked usually on a given weekday morning is a pig wagon at 6 am while they raid the assorted wannabe villains that reside here, not every week of course, sometimes they're up in town battoning innocent women annonyomously
 
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