help

[rendlesham]

Following a health and safety check of my alpine i was informed that i needed to fit a co-axial "antartcic" fire extinguisher in order to cope with the g forces i was pulling trying to make it to the off licence in order to face the crumbling mausolem of what was once laughingly referred to as my "love affair". Howver the part which was fitted by a renault specialist in herefordshire (after we put the sunroof where the seat was, took the speakers out and turned them into a "chaise longe" and then transplanted the aerial through 360 degrees so that the driver sits inversely proportionate to the ashtray) has proved so heavy that i find myself having to "drive" via a series of light coughs - a sort of morse code of "soul despair" if you will. Have other members experienced similar problems when confornted with the need to perform this vital upgrade of their cars?

 

[malcolm]

Dear rendlesham,

This is a common problem. Adding safety features will inevitably compromise safety. Have you considered also fitting the Fredrick the Frog Systeme Airbag to protect yourself from the risks of safety? Unlike other airbag systems these are permanently inflated for protection even in unexpected crashes.

Yours,
Uncle Malcolm