Part 13 - Big Guns
So running out of jobs to do at the moment & waiting for money to come in to order the belts & dephaser. So lets get the rear lowered !
Armed with a load of expensive 12.9 high tensile bolts & nuts from Hawk Fasteners - plus gassed feck out of the torsion bar ends all week should fly out i hear you say ?? Done 20+ torsion bar lowering without many issues should be done in an hr or so ?!

Measurements first

Pikey slide hammer on

Start with slide hammer - goes bangbangbangbangbangbangbang boom and pulls the threads out of the torsion bar as they were semi fucked. Out comes the hammer and suitable mandrel bray fuck out of the bar in over to try and push it through. Does not even move a mm ! Go round the passenger side - try socket as a puller - Tighten bolt so tight it bends spanner rounds off nut and faceplant the wheelarch. Im pissed off at this point so try hammer trick does not budge a mm !
Beam off time - i was hoping this was not going to be necessary as the back is ply lined ! so out with the ply base to get to the bolts. Still this is killing 2 birds with one stone as a brake pipe is rotten as fuck on drivers side rear -must have had a blind man mot'ing it last time

pic does not even show the full extent of rust
Brake pipes disconnected, handbrake cables off, compensator disconnected, shockers off - leaves 4 bolts to drop the beam. Had to recruit
@Sheryl_O to hold the bolts inside whilst i try to gun them off from underneath. Sealey gun is not man enough to do the job !! had to resort to creaking one bolt round qtr of a turn as cant get grinder in due to fuel tank! Brute force was needed resulting in powerbar pinging off and smacking me in the head - que golf ball sized lump !
Beam is on the floor so i belt the torsion bars and still wont move !! fcking thing ! Only one option - fire

Does not do much - more fire

This results in the already soft well used 170k beam bushes going into meltdown on the passenger side of the beam, only one thing for it set bushes on fire and belt the beam ends off, does not take much with combo of crowbar and hammer

Que more hammering and Shez on the map gas, more hammering, more hammering - swearing at it - repeat

Done that much hammering it has knackered my forearm due to old injury poss tendon damage ? can barely hold a cup of tea lol at least its stripped. Battered and bruised its in bits, the old PMT saying "Always outnumbered never outgunned" comes to mind

Bushes on order tenner a side - Going to give the beam a quick lick of the half a can of Por15 black thats kicking about in the garage - should fly together with my 20ton press once the bushes arrive. Queue a few days on axle stands
All this for 40mm of lowering - Should have just put half a ton of sand in the back

