Chris H
master of boobies
is the worldwide stupidity annoying just myself and Toyota?
Did anyone else hear on the radio the stupid American who killed his family in his Lexus because he was a retard?
That's a Darwin award winner there, shame he took 2 or 3 others with him.
How long until shoelaces are recalled because you might hang yourself with them? Or trip up because they become untied.
The amount of male bovine excrement you hear with failure this, death trap that, I had no control and so on just irritates me, all these whiners are on my list.
'The throttle is stuck fully open I have no brakes!'
Did a gremlin just jump onto the car and magic them away? did he cut the brake lines? did he steal the pedal and put it in the glovebox? Or is it more likely due to your debilitating retardism you never had the sense to engage neutral or turn off the engine and press the brake pedal?
Instead in some sort of idiotic panic procedure where any modicum of sense you had vanished like urine in a public pool you chose instead of using the albeit defective grey matter you left the car in gear and chose to stab at the brake pedal eventually eradicating any vacuum assistance from the servo, therefore with removed servo assistance you have to put in effort to stop but this means 'no brakes' no it means your a retard and a soon to be expired retard. Should have done some squats and sprinting to build up those legs eh!
There was a middle aged gentleman on Radio 2 describing the horrific events he was subjected to, his Toyota whatever apparently shot off in a similar fashion to that of a formula one car across a junction, then he tried to reverse and again it was like a Formula one car accelerating in reverse taking out some poor souls garden wall.
Oh the humanity!
Suppose Toyota should have commandeered said formula one vehicle and studied it to get some decent F1 victories or something.
In most cases the stuck pedal is due to a floor mat, maybe you should remove the discarded fast food wrappers etc from the inside of your vehicle and keep it tidy. The FBW pedals are also not immune to foreign objects, I have seen magic trees, sunglasses, rennies and various other crap jamming these pedals, its again down to the vehicles owners laziness.
Then the 'my car lost all steering', er did it? Did it really? Yet it came back all by itself after the event? Hmm perhaps what happened was the engine stalled and there was no power assistance. If you had actually lifted any form of weight heavier than say, oh the latest copy of lip wrist times you would find the steering was indeed still there, it just required some more effort.
No? Yeah ok your explanation of the steering was totally gone then came back thanks to Harry Potter later on is far more plausible.
My message to the many, many people this applies to is please hurry and remove yourself from my planet, and do it before you breed.
Thank you.
Did anyone else hear on the radio the stupid American who killed his family in his Lexus because he was a retard?
That's a Darwin award winner there, shame he took 2 or 3 others with him.
How long until shoelaces are recalled because you might hang yourself with them? Or trip up because they become untied.
The amount of male bovine excrement you hear with failure this, death trap that, I had no control and so on just irritates me, all these whiners are on my list.
'The throttle is stuck fully open I have no brakes!'
Did a gremlin just jump onto the car and magic them away? did he cut the brake lines? did he steal the pedal and put it in the glovebox? Or is it more likely due to your debilitating retardism you never had the sense to engage neutral or turn off the engine and press the brake pedal?
Instead in some sort of idiotic panic procedure where any modicum of sense you had vanished like urine in a public pool you chose instead of using the albeit defective grey matter you left the car in gear and chose to stab at the brake pedal eventually eradicating any vacuum assistance from the servo, therefore with removed servo assistance you have to put in effort to stop but this means 'no brakes' no it means your a retard and a soon to be expired retard. Should have done some squats and sprinting to build up those legs eh!
There was a middle aged gentleman on Radio 2 describing the horrific events he was subjected to, his Toyota whatever apparently shot off in a similar fashion to that of a formula one car across a junction, then he tried to reverse and again it was like a Formula one car accelerating in reverse taking out some poor souls garden wall.
Oh the humanity!
Suppose Toyota should have commandeered said formula one vehicle and studied it to get some decent F1 victories or something.
In most cases the stuck pedal is due to a floor mat, maybe you should remove the discarded fast food wrappers etc from the inside of your vehicle and keep it tidy. The FBW pedals are also not immune to foreign objects, I have seen magic trees, sunglasses, rennies and various other crap jamming these pedals, its again down to the vehicles owners laziness.
Then the 'my car lost all steering', er did it? Did it really? Yet it came back all by itself after the event? Hmm perhaps what happened was the engine stalled and there was no power assistance. If you had actually lifted any form of weight heavier than say, oh the latest copy of lip wrist times you would find the steering was indeed still there, it just required some more effort.
No? Yeah ok your explanation of the steering was totally gone then came back thanks to Harry Potter later on is far more plausible.
My message to the many, many people this applies to is please hurry and remove yourself from my planet, and do it before you breed.
Thank you.
