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Retro Top Tips

I cant remember how many times i have been stood out in the freezing cold at daft o'clock in the pitch black using a maglite to finish puttin my car back together because i needed it to go to work the next day!

Ah, the spirit of motoring is alive after all! :lol:

Sods law but I always end up doing the big jobs, a) right before i need the care, and b) in filthy weather and darkness. But then, I like to learn the hard way
 
Retro-Renault winter tips.
Helping you get through Christmas without serious mental illness!

1) Rusty bolt? Stripped Thread? Seized? Then swearing at it will make it loser! I find that the 'C' word works best! Better still, postfix 'ing' to each profanity and string them together, for an uber-bolt-loosening combo!

2) Always buy Renaults in pairs. Not only will your wife love her new progressive French garden ornament, the kids will love their new playhouse...and best of all: You can just swap them when the one you are driving packs up!

3) Squealing or whining sound from the nearside of the car at over 5000RPM? Telling her to get out of the car and walk to work can solve this problem!

4) Unpleasant family members? Boring friends? Are they planning to come around and Hoover up all the sausage rolls and drink all of your beer? You can permanently solve this by ringing them up and telling them that you don’t like them! As an added bonus, they won’t bother you ever again!
 
I'm usually fine as I just work in my garage but my mums crappy 19 is in there at the moment, please someone I need a front bumper and bonnet! :( :lol:
 
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