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cheesy film quotes

Marla... the little scratch on the roof of your mouth that would heal if only you could stop tonguing it, but you can't.

This is Bob. Bob had bitch tits.
 
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Guess....

Vincent: And you know what they call a... a... a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
Jules: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese?
Vincent: No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the fuck a Quarter Pounder is.
Jules: Then what do they call it?
Vincent: They call it a Royale with cheese.
Jules: A Royale with cheese. What do they call a Big Mac?
Vincent: Well, a Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it le Big-Mac.
Jules: Le Big-Mac. Ha ha ha ha. What do they call a Whopper?
Vincent: I dunno, I didn't go into Burger King.
 
Commando:

Arnie: Remember when i said i'd kill you last?
Bad guy: Thats right Matrix, you did!
Arnie: I lied...
Bad guy: Arrrrggghhhhh (falls down cliff)

Fast and the Furious:

Wooden man: If i win i take the cash and the respect...
Vin Diesel: Respect! Ask any racer...any real racer, it doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile...winnings winning.
Chavs: (Cheering)
Wooden man: Fuck off you cock!*

*directors cut version (honest!)
 
kick boxer

when tong po has give the white warrior a beating(van dam) and hes laid on the floor, he looks down and says...

you bleed like myleen......myleen gooood f*ck!!
 
From full metal jacket, not so cheesy but funny as fuck

Sargeant Hartman ....

Well, no shit. What have we got here, a fucking comedian? Private, Joker! I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you, you can come over to my house and fuck my sister!


Sargeant Hartman again.....

I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach-around
 
Die hard 4

(as they are leaving Matt's apartment, been chased by baddies, and McClane drives through fence/gate, and flips the guy of onto wall)

Matt: did you see that?
McClane: did i see it? yeah i saw it, I did it!
 

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