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cheesy film quotes
- Thread starter Chris H
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mals
Comic Genius
Guess....
Vincent: And you know what they call a... a... a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
Jules: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese?
Vincent: No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the fuck a Quarter Pounder is.
Jules: Then what do they call it?
Vincent: They call it a Royale with cheese.
Jules: A Royale with cheese. What do they call a Big Mac?
Vincent: Well, a Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it le Big-Mac.
Jules: Le Big-Mac. Ha ha ha ha. What do they call a Whopper?
Vincent: I dunno, I didn't go into Burger King.
Vincent: And you know what they call a... a... a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
Jules: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese?
Vincent: No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the fuck a Quarter Pounder is.
Jules: Then what do they call it?
Vincent: They call it a Royale with cheese.
Jules: A Royale with cheese. What do they call a Big Mac?
Vincent: Well, a Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it le Big-Mac.
Jules: Le Big-Mac. Ha ha ha ha. What do they call a Whopper?
Vincent: I dunno, I didn't go into Burger King.
u33db
Active Member
Commando:
Arnie: Remember when i said i'd kill you last?
Bad guy: Thats right Matrix, you did!
Arnie: I lied...
Bad guy: Arrrrggghhhhh (falls down cliff)
Fast and the Furious:
Wooden man: If i win i take the cash and the respect...
Vin Diesel: Respect! Ask any racer...any real racer, it doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile...winnings winning.
Chavs: (Cheering)
Wooden man: Fuck off you cock!*
*directors cut version (honest!)
Arnie: Remember when i said i'd kill you last?
Bad guy: Thats right Matrix, you did!
Arnie: I lied...
Bad guy: Arrrrggghhhhh (falls down cliff)
Fast and the Furious:
Wooden man: If i win i take the cash and the respect...
Vin Diesel: Respect! Ask any racer...any real racer, it doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile...winnings winning.
Chavs: (Cheering)
Wooden man: Fuck off you cock!*
*directors cut version (honest!)
srmunden
Member
Can't believe Fight Club is nearly 10 years old - still a great movie.
bidderman1969
detailer
be afraid......... very afraid
Baskey
Member
From full metal jacket, not so cheesy but funny as fuck
Sargeant Hartman ....
Well, no shit. What have we got here, a fucking comedian? Private, Joker! I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you, you can come over to my house and fuck my sister!
Sargeant Hartman again.....
I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach-around
Sargeant Hartman ....
Well, no shit. What have we got here, a fucking comedian? Private, Joker! I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you, you can come over to my house and fuck my sister!
Sargeant Hartman again.....
I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach-around
bidderman1969
detailer
Die hard 4
(as they are leaving Matt's apartment, been chased by baddies, and McClane drives through fence/gate, and flips the guy of onto wall)
Matt: did you see that?
McClane: did i see it? yeah i saw it, I did it!
(as they are leaving Matt's apartment, been chased by baddies, and McClane drives through fence/gate, and flips the guy of onto wall)
Matt: did you see that?
McClane: did i see it? yeah i saw it, I did it!