world cup

[lyn21turbo]

A man had great tickets for the World Cup Final.

As he sits down,another man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting
in the empty seat next to him.
"No," he says. "The seat is empty."

"This is incredible!" says the other man. "Who in their right mind
would have a seat like this for the World Cup Final, the biggest
sporting event, and not use it?"

"Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. My wife was supposed to
come with me, but she passed away. This is the first World Cup Final
we haven't been to together since we got married."

"Oh ... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you
find someone else, a friend or relative, or even a neighbour to take
the seat?"

The man shakes his head. "No. They're all at the funeral."

 

[lyn21turbo]

A man had great tickets for the World Cup Final.

As he sits down,another man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting
in the empty seat next to him.
"No," he says. "The seat is empty."

"This is incredible!" says the other man. "Who in their right mind
would have a seat like this for the World Cup Final, the biggest
sporting event, and not use it?"

"Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. My wife was supposed to
come with me, but she passed away. This is the first World Cup Final
we haven't been to together since we got married."

"Oh ... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you
find someone else, a friend or relative, or even a neighbour to take
the seat?"

The man shakes his head. "No. They're all at the funeral."

 

[liz21turbo]

just to even the score :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:


The Smarter Sex
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them are hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man, that's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."

The man replied, "I agree with you completely. This must be a sign!"

The woman continued, "And look at this; here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished, but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."

Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.

The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police."

:lol: :lol: :lol: xxxxxxxxxxxx

 

[liz21turbo]

just to even the score :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:


The Smarter Sex
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them are hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man, that's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."

The man replied, "I agree with you completely. This must be a sign!"

The woman continued, "And look at this; here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished, but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."

Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.

The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police."

:lol: :lol: :lol: xxxxxxxxxxxx

 

[Jenks]

wuahahahaahah pmsl!!!!

 

[Jenks]

wuahahahaahah pmsl!!!!

 

[joff]

 

[si21]

Wooooohhhhhhhhhh

thats too much like real life LOLOLOL

Si But I saw it comming :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: