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Strange folk, country folk! They all look like their dad slept with his sister. Just take a look at Jon :icon_exclaim: he's a dead ringer for Worzel. Last time I stayed at his house, he made me comb my hair with a hedgehog :icon_confused:
Jon got the sack from the harvester, and can now be found working back in the fields scaring crows away :icon_smile:
Although i would pork his missus, even if she is a mannequin :icon_biggrin::icon_biggrin:
There once was a peasant from Slough
Who had hair like an unkept jersey cow
He listed some stuff, on e-bay it did go
To buy his christmas lunch from Mcdo'
There once was a peasant from Slough
Who had hair like an unkept jersey cow
He listed some stuff, on e-bay it did go
To buy his christmas lunch from Mcdo'
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