I need a Retro Renault Keyring because...

[Chet T16]

Complete the following statement in no more than 12 words

I need a Retro Renault Keyring because...

Best answer gets a keyring!

Competitions cannot be won by previous competition winners or members of the admin team

 

[mals]

I need a Retro Renault Keyring because......... I dont live by the rules :lol:

 

[paul331]

i need a retro renault keyring because..... when i make myself a fully payed up member today and claim my free keyring ile be one short for my second car

 

[Bigfoot]

I need a Retro Renault Keyring because...if I don't i'll be lost without one

 

[Ethan]

I need a Retro Renault Keyring because... Retro Renault ROCKS!!!!! and i wanna show all my friends

 

[Soneji]

.. because I am a fecking whore?

 

[Prab]

I need a Retro Renault Keyring because... so people know i have a renault. not some reliable japanese crap

 

[InSaNeBoY]

I need a Retro Renault Keyring because... I own the only retro renault in America.

 

[Pete]

I need a Retro Renault Keyring because... I lost the v-power one the Paki in shell gave me.

 

[Chris H]

because its a ray of sunshine into my disaster that is life

 

[mals]

I need a Retro Renault Keyring because... I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE :twisted:

 

[bidderman1969]

i need a Retro Renault Keyring because... i'm too tight to buy one

 

[The T.I.B.]

I'd like a Keyring Nightly...

 

[bidderman1969]

i'd like to key her nightly too

 

[mals]

^ Good choice

 

[Chet T16]

i need a Retro Renault Keyring because... i'm too tight to buy one

Or renew your membership

 

[bidderman1969]

so tempt me

 

[The T.I.B.]

so threaten me

 

[Chet T16]

If you need tempting theres no point

Its only £5!

 

[mals]

so kiss me